The above clip comes to us from an early season college basketball game between Dartmouth and Bucknell in late November. Under normal circumstances, this wouldn't be of any significant note, but just listen to how the Bucknell announcer (his name is Doug Birdsong) describes a routine lay in by former Patriot League player of the year Mike Muscala early in the second half. Listen… then slowly back away from the computer and run for safety.