Joe Buck on calling MLB Opening Day game for ESPN: ‘It’s a little ridiculous’
"I’m hoping to get hit by a foul ball."
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Bruce Pearl boasts ‘my guards aren’t p*ssies’ on ESPN
"Hey, ESPN! Disney’s not writing my check right now"
ESPN attempted to squash Bill Raftery’s ‘onions’
"ESPN said to me, ‘We don’t want you to use that.’ So I stopped using it."
Jalen Brunson fires back at Kendrick Perkins for calling his podcast ‘a distraction’
"I put my heart, blood and tears into this. I’m gonna go crazy if this is the only thing I think about"
Charles Barkley lost it at LeBron James confronting Stephen A. Smith in front of Larry David
"He can whoop your ass and curb your enthusiasm!"
Announcer blames Hideki Matsuyama’s poor start at The Players Championship on ‘bad sushi’
"Bad sushi. This is just a brutal round of golf so far"
Max Kellerman gets very rare ESPN shoutout
Molly Qerim broke the barrier between ESPN and Max Kellerman
Seth Davis expects apologies from critics of NCAA Tournament expansion
"Millions of people are gonna go on Twitter...and apologize to me personally and profusely and recognize that I was right and everyone else was wrong"
Mike Breen teasingly trolls Mikal Bridges’ minutes gripe
"41 minutes tonight. You feeling okay?"
Kansas State star Coleman Hawkins admits NIL criticism got to him in heartbreaking interview
"I feel like I did a poor job of letting people talk about me. It affected my play. It was happening all year"
Skip Bayless believes chemistry with Stephen A. Smith is ‘God sent, God blessed’
"It’s truly from God, to me. It is God sent, God blessed. You can’t fake it"
Mark Gastineau sues ESPN over Brett Favre video
Gastineau alleges ESPN “intentionally and maliciously did not publish” his handshake with Favre
Colin Cowherd likens Aaron Rodgers to Donald Trump
"Aaron is a little like Trump, they give off the same energy that they receive."
Brett Favre envisions international Super Bowl ‘in the near future’
"That seems to be the trend nowadays."
Aaron Rodgers keeping Pat McAfee in the darkness
"I do not know anything. I wonder if he does?"
Wizards analyst Drew Gooden has very honest reaction to scary NBA fall: ‘Oh Sh*t!’
"That was probably one of the worst falls I’ve seen"
Seattle Mariners broadcaster Rick Rizzs endures vicious foul ball to the head: ‘Scary situation’
"I’m gonna have a heck of a headache tonight"
Donald Trump offered Dave Portnoy Commerce Department position
"They never followed up"
Stephen A. Smith tells Skip Bayless he couldn’t even have sex after Tim Tebow’s playoff win
"I couldn’t eat, couldn’t have sex, couldn’t do nothing...it was one of the most awful feelings I had in my career"
Ian Rapoport: ‘Forget about Twitter, just watch TV’
"Just watch TV, we’ll do all the news here, it’s totally fine"
NFL teams were lost without X during free agency: ‘They have no idea where to find this stuff’
"Agents and teams are hitting us up like, ‘What are you guys doing?’ Because they follow this stuff just as much as we do."
Stephen A. Smith mocks Myles Garrett for Browns extension: ‘Didn’t he talk about the Super Bowl?’
"I’m gonna be laughing along the way, cause you was talking about a Super Bowl."
Michelle Beadle rips ESPN’s ‘brain-numbing formulated bullsh*t’ with LeBron James
"I worked there. We had to just always talk about the Lakers."
‘Fire Nico’ chant erupts on Dallas Stars broadcast
That’s what happens when you trade away a city’s most universally beloved athlete.
Michael Kay’s new ESPN Radio show bettered his quality of life: ‘Unbelievable game changer’
"It was starting to get me physically"