JD Vance fumbles Ohio State football’s national championship trophy on live TV
"Give the trophy back Mr. Vice President, so you don’t drop it!"
"Give the trophy back Mr. Vice President, so you don’t drop it!"
"I was so fixated on draft talk with Albert Breer as the world was shaking"
"Why would we not take the opportunity to get to know the most fascinating politicians of our time?"
"Most referees like to keep their IQ at room temperature."
"Why would you have chicken wings from a hotel?"
"What Ernie does on television with them is the basis of how I like doing TV, that’s relatable, unpredictable television."
"That’s too emotional for him. Man, he can’t take it, dog. Look, he about to cry. He’s crying! Told y’all."
"It was two of the best days of my life."
"The game does take a long time to get moving."
“This has been a dream gig."
"Stephen A. will be working for me."
The women of San Antonio were able to air their grievances with Charles Barkley
"I’m going to talk to Bob Iger, Jimmy Pitaro, Burke Magnus, and Dave Roberts. If you all give Perk another chance to run a list while I'm on here, I'm out."
"There’s nothing that gets the golf world more excited than the possibility of Tiger Woods coming back"
"I’m no longer going to close that door. I’m gonna keep my options open. I’m going to entertain the possibility"
Barkley’s history with the women of San Antonio dates back nearly two decades
"Shohei Ohtani...he's got a good future, I'm telling you."
"LeBron’s great, but he ain’t Kobe, he ain’t Jordan for me."
"It's been interesting watching y'all try to operate up here."
"I think it’s an awful, awful look by all of you. All of you!"
The cause of death is unknown
"It’s just a pet peeve of mine. I mean, it’s the easiest RBI in the world. Get it done"
Pablo Torre struggled to find any evidence suggesting LeBron James was at the Kobe Bryant memorial service.
"Ja Morant spending way too much of the night crying...blaming his teammates, blaming the referees"