Dave Portnoy feuds with Jazz Chisholm Jr. over torpedo bat: ‘Makes someone who stinks better’
"If you get jammed and it's a home run, that doesn't mean you suddenly got better."
"If you get jammed and it's a home run, that doesn't mean you suddenly got better."
"The Yankees have a long history of cheating and being scumbags, and this is just the latest."
"I could show you a video of a Colorado State guy that did the exact same thing."
"You have to stand up here and be like, 'What a f*** up. I will demand answers, accountability, and heads.'"
"Family Guy, pick up the damn phone and let me do a voiceover, huh?"
"They didn’t re-up the contract."
"Once I post my review, you guys will have a line from here to Boston filled with nothing but UFC fans and insurrectionists."
"LEAD FROM THE FRONT!"
Barstool Sports owner and CEO Dave Portnoy canceled one of their podcasts during a "Bracket Busters" pick selection stream.
This would be Portnoy's second book.
"We try to stay out of politics... We still kind of consider ourselves a comedy site at times."
"I get it, there's a lot of pressure and you have connections and friends."
Gruden seems to be reviving the concept that became an ESPN staple for nearly a decade.
"Elon is basically Co-President."
"I wish I knew that because — it would not have changed my vote — but I love Josh Allen, and I am avoiding him for a really long time."
Big Cat and PFT Commenter will represent their respective alma maters in the game.
"I think Tesla shareholders are entitled to ask their CEO."
"Every year, I keep a file of people who lost their lives. I'm just fascinated by it."
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are reinstating Jon Gruden to their Ring of Honor after he was removed in 2021 when offensive e-mails surfaced.
"I have been the victim of a deliberate and coordinated cyberattack spreading categorically false and defamatory information."
"Chicago Bears versus New England Patriots. Who are you rooting for?"
"You can stop tagging me. I know what needs to be done."
"Dave Portnoy, I don't know you. I saw you was tweeting. I have no idea who you are."
"Mahomes' agent, the football player, and Brittany, from what I am told, intervened, and was like 'There's no way this fight's happening.'"