"If you're gay, bless you. If you're transgender, bless you. And if you have a problem with that, **** you!"
"I know because I don’t eat hot dogs like that, and I pass gas sometimes. You understand what I’m saying? At least a few times a day."
"If this is real it’s the funniest **** that’s ever happened to me."
"How do we define a sport?"
"There are a lot of beer brands out there that are trying to cash in on this holiday by slapping an American flag on their package."
"This might be the most critical question of our relationship."
"Since I screwed up and bought unfrosted Pop Tarts the other day, I'm going to try something. Let's see how everyone gets along. Oh! No! Oh, no. I don't think they can get along. Oh!"
"'Taco Tuesday' is a tradition that everyone should be able to celebrate. All restaurants, all families, all businesses – everybody."
"As you get older, it’s the little things that get you excited. And pierogis are a big part of that."
"Sorry about that."
"I love when people lose their minds over how weird I am."
"I don’t recall ever commenting about crab rangoon in my life! Ever! You’d have to prove it to me because I’d be inclined to tell you that’s a fabricated story."
"Whoa whoa, how quickly did they eat those? I don’t understand."
"Sizzle it up in the frying pan."
"If nobody wants to claim that, come down the center of media row."
"I need a lot of mayonnaise"
Holy Toledo indeed.
ESPN's College GameDay will have small boxes of promotional cereals available around their Columbus, OH show this week, with different boxes featuring each of GameDay's main six cast members.
"You can’t beat the spectacle that is the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. It’s a sports calendar and Fourth of July staple, one of those classic, timeless events we know fans look forward to every year."
"I would have taken that and run for the hills like I just absolutely hit the lottery with a bunch of Reese’s Penis Peanut Butter Cups."
"We said it was gonna be like us watching a game. What do we do? Come on now! And the lasagna is killing it!"
Even sandwiches, Mike?
"It’s nasty! Oh it’s gross...It tastes like a grasshopper!"
Rodgers wasn't the only one impacted here, with Marty Smith later tweeting "Still can't feel my lips," but he definitely had the biggest on-camera reaction.
"Why is Regis in this random McDonald’s demanding free three-dollar hamburgers?"
