Colorado football coach Deion Sanders looks on against Texas Tech in a Big 12 football game Saturday, Nov. 9, 2024, at Jones AT&T Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stephen Garcia/Avalanche-Journal / USA TODAY NETWORK via Imagn Images

Deion Sanders might not wake up looking to spar with the media, but somehow, he always ends up in the ring.

Returning to the spotlight — and the stage — after a bout with an undisclosed health issue, Sanders was in rare form. One of the great orators of his time called out The Athletic for being on that “bulljunk,” and later took a jab at the collective media at large during the Big 12 Media Day(s) earlier this week.

The Colorado Buffaloes head coach was asked about Texas Tech head coach Joey McGuire and what he made of the Red Raiders’ comings and goings in the transfer portal this past offseason. Led by billionaire booster Cody Campbell, who also serves as the leader of The Matador Club NIL collective, TTU has quickly — and not so quietly — become a one-stop shop for top transfer portal targets.

Lubbock might not be anyone’s idea of paradise, but having stacks of NIL cash on hand sure makes it easier to convince players it’s an oasis otherwise. Texas Tech suddenly has money to burn, and isn’t shy about spending it, either.

Sanders, on the other hand, isn’t shy about pointing out the double standard.

“Joey got some money,” Sanders exclaimed. “Joey, where you at, baby? Spending that money! I love it. I love it. Once upon a time, you guys were talking junk about me going in that portal. Now, with everybody going to the portal, it’s okay. It’s cool when they do it, but it’s a problem when I do it. Ain’t that rap song?”

Still, Sanders made it clear this wasn’t a shot at McGuire, whom he praised effusively.

“First of all, let’s get this straight, I love me some Joey McGuire,” Sanders continued. “And one of the best coaches in our conference. I’ve seen him excel from high school all the way to where he is now, and he’s a winner. And I absolutely love it. You know I love him because he’s a man of standard. We played there last year, and we was getting bombarded by those tortillas.”

Come for the transfer portal discourse, stay for Deion Sanders absolutely butchering the word tortillas on a national stage.

So, he might not know how to say tortillas, but he knows exactly how the narrative shifts depending on who’s spending money, and who’s winning while doing it.

About Sam Neumann

Since the beginning of 2023, Sam has been a staff writer for Awful Announcing and The Comeback. A 2021 graduate of Temple University, Sam is a Charlotte native, who currently calls Greenville, South Carolina his home. He also has a love/hate relationship with the New York Mets and Jets.