Netflix's 'Aaron Rodgers: Enigma' proved to be, if nothing else, an interesting watch. Screen grab: Aaron Rodgers Enigma

Aaron Rodgers has never been a fan of the spotlight. No, really.

It’s why he lives for going on The Pat McAfee Show every Tuesday during the NFL season and sometimes during the summer. It gives him the perfect platform to “just ask questions” about nanobot-filled vaccines giving people ‘turbo cancer’ and other various half-baked thoughts.

Rodgers has never craved the spotlight, though. He’s just one of the greatest throwers of the football of his generation. He’s a peculiar figure. Or as he would call himself, an “Enigma.” As our own Ben Axelrod wrote, Rodgers’ Netflix doc is an entertaining watch, if you can stomach the main character. As is Ian O’Connor’s unauthorized biography on the 41-year-old.

He’s as captivating as he is frustrating. He almost ran for Vice President. And he considered hosting Jeopardy!

So when Rodgers tells McAfee that this upcoming season with the Pittsburgh Steelers might be his last in the NFL — and that he’ll be out of the public eye after he’s done playing football — it’s easy to take him at his word.

Add this to the long list of Aaron Rodgers declarations he’ll most certainly follow through on. And there will be plenty more of those declarations to come. Just not as an analyst on network television in his post-playing career. Not because he lacks interesting things to say, but because if the guy who brought us, “Yeah, I’m immunized,” ever goes off script again, good luck getting that toothpaste back into the tube.

Which, of course, won’t happen anyway because Rodgers insists he’ll fade away quietly after going 9-8 in a Steelers uniform, riding off into the sunset never to be heard from again.

Yeah, okay.

If Aaron Rodgers disappearing from the public eye sounds believable, I’ve got some nanobots to sell you. This is the same person who clings to attention like a life raft and drags the spotlight behind him like a stray dog. Trusting that Rodgers will quietly vanish is about as likely as him taking a COVID-19 vaccination.

About Sam Neumann

Since the beginning of 2023, Sam has been a staff writer for Awful Announcing and The Comeback. A 2021 graduate of Temple University, Sam is a Charlotte native, who currently calls Greenville, South Carolina his home. He also has a love/hate relationship with the New York Mets and Jets.