105.3 The Fan Archives - Awful Announcing

Jerry Jones rebukes Stephen A. Smith’s Joe Biden comparison: ‘I appreciate his concern’

"Stephen A. is a fraud in a positive sense and I’m smiling. We are friends."

"Are you familiar at all with deez nuts?"

"It's kind of like Peloton."

"What he did with the threatening part is an all-time bad loss for him."

"For damn sure it's a fact that I don't get paid or compensated by Jerry Jones, which I would love to be."

"I was a little frustrated there today."

"I hate, I detest, I despise someone that will prey on the weak."

"I'll get somebody else to ask these questions."

"And thank God I don’t have any social media because I’d be meeting some people in places."

"RANGER FANS, YOU'RE NOT DREAMING! THE RANGERS ARE THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!"

"Could he take out Dak this game, and then you have to go with Cooper Rush?"

"I don’t even remember it really because I had a few drinks, to tell you the truth."

"I am sorry this even happened. Not my intent. My hope it’s a great game."

"Get me some oxygen. Better still, how 'bout a big shot of Jack?"