2025 Final Four Archives - Awful Announcing

Walter Clayton Jr. shoos Gators mascot from postgame photo

The gator, whose name is Albert, put his arm around Clayton, his reptilian head nodding up and down like a bobblehead.

"I have not seen in my lifetime a Final Four that was better in terms of the quality of the three games

"This isn't the middle of January against Sasquatch State."

"It ain't like he got a job. He quit y'all. He got plenty of free time on his hands."

"We miss that man."

"Even though Cooper Flagg should be in high school, I have to wonder — does he have the clutch gene?"

"We honor the late, great John Feinstein by leaving his seat empty tonight at the Final Four."

"Duke's great. Jon Scheyer is awesome. But don't sleep on Houston. Don't sleep on Houston."

"It was a heck of a game."

"Stick to politics."

Luckily for Fanta, he's done mostly eye-to-eye interviews at the Final Four.

Noted "Final Four Fan" Rico Bosco.

"My hands were shaking with the microphone, no one knew why, and I just thanked Billy for another great road to the Final Four."

"I’m sure at some point they’ll let me know if you’re not doing your job, but I just sort of take each year as it goes."

Barkley has previously referred to San Antonio as a "gold mine for Weight Watchers".

"This was a great performance, virtuoso, masterful."