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Shaq trashes ‘sh*t’ NBA product, says Ben Simmons should be arrested

"People say Charles and I, we ruin the game talking about the product because the product is sh*t."

Shannon Sharpe blames McDonald’s for Joel Embiid’s downfall

"Peak Embiid wasted peak Embiid because he never took his diet and nutrition seriously."

Shannon Sharpe: Deshaun Watson is the Ben Simmons of NFL

"I can teach you to swim if you're not afraid of the water. If you're afraid of water, I can't teach you how to swim."

Ben Simmons’ agent calls Stephen A. Smith ‘an idiot’

Lee also took aim at the canceled Quite Frankly with Stephen A. Smith show.

Stephen A. Smith says he is ‘pissed off’ at Ben Simmons: ‘I think Ben Simmons is trifling as hell’

"Enough of the talk, I want to see Ben Simmons playing basketball!"

Stephen A. Smith calls Ben Simmons “the most pathetic excuse for a professional athlete we have ever seen”

"Nobody is worse than Ben Simmons. Ben Simmons might also be the weakest, most pathetic excuse for a professional athlete we have ever seen in not just American history, but the history of sports."

TNT’s Reggie Miller lights up Nets’ Ben Simmons with “Cmon MAN!!!” and “This dude has ZERO competitive fire”

"Cmon MAN!!!"

Philly sports radio caller ignores hit & run to complain about Ben Simmons

“Oh well, anyway, I was calling about Ben Simmons..."

Doc Rivers on Ben Simmons: “I’m gonna call Woj and find out what’s going on.”

What an all-time news dump for Ben Simmons.

FanSided takes fire for saying Tom Moore reported Ben Simmons would be fined $308,000 per day, when he didn’t give a number

"Indeed, Moore is reporting that the 76ers will be ready to fine Simmons $308,000 for each day he’s not at camp this fall." But Moore doesn't appear to have actually reported that.

Fox 29 Philly’s Mike Jerrick says “We just got in footage of Ben Simmons leaving hastily out of Philadelphia,” shows washed-away dumpster

"We just got in footage of Ben Simmons leaving hastily out of Philadelphia, let's check that out."

Wizards announcer Justin Kutcher: ‘Ben Simmons is one of, if not the most, overrated players in the NBA’

"He’s gotten so much love and attention that people aren’t paying attention to what Tobias Harris is actually doing on the floor."

NBC orders pilot based on the life of Ben Simmons with LeBron James as one of the producers

The two NBA stars are teaming up for a possible sitcom called Brotherly Love.

Bryan Colangelo-linked burner account once suggested new Rookie of the Year Ben Simmons wasn’t playing to preserve RoY eligibility

A Colangelo-linked burner suggested in February 2017 Simmons was maintaining RoY eligibility by not playing.

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