“The old turf monster got him!” Troy Aikman and Joe Buck had fun with Daniel Jones’ TD-spoiling trip

"It's been that kind of year for the Giants offensively. ...The old turf monster got him, right about here!"

North Carolina FC found every way possible to not score, cracking up announcers and Harry Potter-style recap writers

"From there, North Carolina FC cast an “Expecto Patronum” spell on Charleston, who apparently countered with some dark arts."