Gregg Giannotti blows a gasket over Giants drafting Jaxson Dart: ‘He’s a pudgy Utah clapper!’

"You’re a Giants fan so you’re gonna SUCK OFF every one of their picks!"

Phil Simms vehemently denies hotboxing Jim Nantz with fart

"Swear on my children's heads"

Boomer Esiason on Terry Bradshaw stumbling through highlights: ‘Is that the way it’s been?’

"It was a little disconcerting yesterday. I was worried about him."

Gregg Giannotti dubs Aaron Rodgers interview ‘most awkward, horrible 18 minutes of Boomer & Gio’

"It was him being upset, us freaking out when he wasn’t playing along. The whole thing was just turds in a blender."