Boomer Esiason Archives - Awful Announcing

Boomer Esiason identifies cause of Knicks playoff home woes: ‘The goddamn celebrities’

"They hate playing in front of these people, and they'd just rather get away from all of that."

"He and his family can get on the private jet and go up to Boston."

"So keep your piehole shut and go out and play football and earn your keep and earn your respect,"

"What are you doing? You just took the Yankee job! It’s supposed to be the job of your life"

"It's got to keep burning in your gut that you want this job in the worst way."

"I don't want this entitled person on our team."

"It was goofy!"

"It’s just a pet peeve of mine. I mean, it’s the easiest RBI in the world. Get it done"

"If Boomer would have picked afternoons...I would have tried to find a way to move heaven and earth and make that possible"

"I mean, it’s over and over and over and over – it was nonstop, and rightfully so – I guess rightfully so.”

"Swear on my children's heads"

“Yeah, I put it out there, and I stand by it, and if it doesn't happen, you can call me a jackass, whatever you want."

"I’ve been telling you about this since Tom Brady came back with a full head of hair"

"I wanted to shoot myself after we were done. I said, I can't do four hours with this lunatic. There is no way."

"Al Michaels told me in the booth that ‘if you mentioned his name, you're going to get dead air. We don't get along with Al Davis.’"

"I’m gonna tell you right now, I’m gonna say by 2029, maybe 2028…there will be an NFL division in Europe"

"Didn't even mention the doink."

"Somebody at Fox knew that those allegations were coming."

"Absolutely heartbreaking."

"It’s an incredible testament to your family, to your commitment to this cause"

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"Since he's come here over the last two years, every player on this team, I feel like, has deferred everything to him."

"If it weren’t for him, there’s no way Donald Trump is sitting here today."

"We all know we're there to do a job and deliver what leadership wanted to get out of this move and deliver what they were expecting."