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PGA Tour deletes social posts trolling Carolina Panthers

The PGA Tour noted that Scottie Scheffler has 15 wins since 2022, compared to the Panthers' 14 victories.

"We have to address the needs on defense first."

"There was a lot of '2-14' in the mentality of guys."

No, Doug Pederson is not the head coach for Carolina.

"One of the wackiest scenarios we've seen from one of the wildest hours of football."

"We're probably gonna get a penalty. Too many birds on the field."

"I tried the coon … and it wasn’t bad! Spicy and well-seasoned."

"If we're going to outlaw this in the NFL then we just have to tell our defensive backs you gotta let 'em just catch it …"

With Carolina-Tampa Bay taking place as a late game in Fox's singleheader window, local Fox affiliates that had early games couldn't flip to it.

It took a long time for this kick to officially happen.

"For too long, it's been a bulls**** a** excuse like, we don't know if Cam's retired or not."

What a beautiful language.

How do you say 'false start' in German?

"They need to be developed. I just don't think as a league in general we do a good job of that."

"I think he needs to watch how a true professional..."

"Call in the authorities."

Political ads are taking over the world once again, even causing some Ohio fans to miss the opening kickoff of the Bengals-Panthers game.

"We'll make business decisions going forward, as well."

"You could not pay me enough money to play for the Carolina Panthers."

"He has got to listen to his football people and quit playing fantasy football."

"I think he's the type of player that can really operate well when he has good players around him."

"Jesus himself could come down here in them g**d*** sandals he be wearing. Ain't nothing changing."

"He has finally made our ownership group look so good. Which is, I mean, how hard is that?"

"I'm gonna go outside the box, but it's really not outside the box."