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Paul Finebaum sides with Illinois’ Bret Bielema in criticism of ‘disingenuous fraud’ Jim Harbaugh

"He didn’t want to face the music."

"I'm gonna black out one of the conference rooms and I'm gonna be like, 'You can do whatever you want in here.'"

"To act like sign-stealing is somehow the biggest issue in the outcome of all of these games is naive and not true."

"Apparently, a lot of signals got crossed for Mumford last night. Didn't get all the signs."

"The magic of editing."

Credit: Detroit Free Press

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The “Untold” series of sports documentaries on Netflix.

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Apparently, Stalions reportedly feels legally restricted from speaking publicly until the Netflix documentary is released.

"Never lie. Never cheat. Never steal. I was raised with that lesson."

Untold Volume 4 premieres on August 20.

Netflix's Untold returns with three more films, first debuting in August.

"The rules are in place to protect the integrity of the game and try your best to create a level playing field."

"We’ve had a sign-stealing problem for a while, and we’ve got the technology to eliminate the issue."

It will cost you $75 for a custom message from Michigan's most famous ex-recruiting staffer.

"It would be made of a material that would make Michigan men proud."

Stalions seemingly made multiple stealth appearances with Barstool founder Dave Portnoy in Ann Arbor this weekend.

The Michigan cheating scandal is somehow getting lost in the shuffle of the impossibly fast sports media cycle.