Dan Le Batard mocks Craig Carton’s Dolphins criticism with Craig Carton-like rant

"When do we all agree that it’s time to get off the Craig Carton choo-choo train?"

Michelle Beadle reportedly in talks to join Craig Carton on FS1

“He had reached out before he officially jumped on board,” Beadle told Awful Announcing last year regarding a potential role with Carton’s FS1 show.

Craig Carton torches ‘clown show’ Lakers drafting Bronny James

"To see that once great storied franchise become the clown show that they’ve become is really beneath the history of the franchise."

Craig Carton accuses JJ Redick and LeBron James of ‘tongue bathing’ each other

"Oh yeah, LeBron. Give it to me, daddy!"