Get Up Archives - Awful Announcing

Mike Greenberg slams tanking, calls for NFL draft lottery

"It should never benefit a team to lose any game that is being played at any point on the schedule in any sport."

"We want to know everything about the Pope. Is he gonna bless the Bears?"

"...there are things that happen publicly and privately that make you angry."

"The Celtics will be lucky to get one game."

"I think we are watching the greatest Knick ever to play in that Knick uniform. I firmly believe that"

As ESPN's Get Up was recapping the first round of the NFL Draft, a fire alarm interrupted Dan Orlovsky and wouldn't stop.

Former NBA player Marcus Morris was a guest analyst on ESPN programs Thursday morning and let the hot takes fly.

Mike Greenberg heaped praise on the Oklahoma City Thunder for their historic season, but is it too little too late?

"I was embarrassed watching that and looking at what the Heat fans did... he quit on them in the middle of the year."

This year's March Madness results seem to back him up.

"I'm sick of these national guys thinking they know."

"Timon and Pumba ain't coming to save us."

"Do not bring that into your building."

Dan Graziano was apoplectic over the thought of the Giants signing Aaron Rodgers to save anyone's job given his track record.

"Everybody else gets to choose and then whatever is left, that's going to be his options."

"The bottom line of it is, I'm not ready to process the end of this era yet."

"It puts it into perspective of the opportunity that these guys have."

"The beautiful part of me right now, being the boss, is I get the last laugh."

"The computer doesn't have to defend Nikola Jokić."

"You're the problem."

"Just pick both sides. That way you can't possibly be wrong."

Domonique Foxworth accused Dan Orlovsky of trying to split the baby when trying to honor both Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen.

"I believe everybody is telling the truth. I never believe that in the NBA when it comes to what they say in the media."

"The Mavs won the trade for the next three or four years. But the Lakers got a bright future if they put the right pieces around Luka."