Houston Cougars Archives - Awful Announcing

ESPN’s Pete Sousa salutes Texas Tech softball coach Gerry Glasco’s soda preference

"A grizzled veteran like that, he goes leaded... I give him props."

"Those kids, whether they are getting money or not, are giving their all."

"I have not seen in my lifetime a Final Four that was better in terms of the quality of the three games

Florida's win averaged 18.1 million viewers on CBS, up 22% versus last year.

"When you throw the ball to somebody and they score, that's an assist."

"I didn't tune in to a national championship game to watch a ref show."

"This isn't the middle of January against Sasquatch State."

"I get more nervous watching the games than I ever did calling the game."

The network averaged 15.3 million viewers across Saturday's games.

"It ain't like he got a job. He quit y'all. He got plenty of free time on his hands."

"Even though Cooper Flagg should be in high school, I have to wonder — does he have the clutch gene?"

"I just sat here and watched this happen. Doesn't make it any more believable."

"March Sadness for Duke and their fanbase."

"Duke's great. Jon Scheyer is awesome. But don't sleep on Houston. Don't sleep on Houston."

"I really do feel like, in a lot of ways, my career came through the U of H basketball team."

After a record-setting first weekend, March Madness viewership has come down to Earth.

"This was a great performance, virtuoso, masterful."

Duke-Houston will be the featured matchup at 8:49 p.m. ET.

Not a word.

"We beat a hell of a program tonight. That makes it even more significant."

"It's like calling me Kevin. My name is not Kevin."

ESPN had a scheduling mess on their hands with the Luka Dončić Lakers debut cutting into the middle of a college basketball game.

Oops.

"When you go from early November to early April, you have to eliminate as many distractions as possible. That was a distraction."