Ryan Fitzpatrick nervously watched SNF hoping his six-interception game wasn’t brought up on NBC broadcast
"Please don’t throw another one Jared."
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Texans uniforms made it hard for Mike Tirico to ID players
"We've been trying to guess at some of the numbers and look at body types here."
Video depicting DeMeco Ryans snubbing Aaron Rodgers was, in fact, wrong
Rodgers did not get the cold shoulder from Ryans.
Al Michaels, Kirk Herbstreit hit reeling Jets with quips, criticism on ‘TNF’
"It's Halloween night. If you're a Jets fan, you have seen this horror movie before."
Bills late-game management broke ‘dumbfounded’ Scott Hanson: ‘This is astounding’
"That is wild, ladies and gentlemen."
Ian Eagle turns referee mistake into gold commentary
It's almost basketball season.
Mike Tirico, Cris Collinsworth criticize Bears over challenge: ‘That is not even close’
"That was a questionable flag to throw for a challenge there right in front of your sideline."
Mike Tirico, Cris Collinsworth loved Texans rendition of ‘Sunday Night Football’ theme
"I think every team in the league should have to do that."
Shannon Sharpe forgot Cam Akers isn’t on the Los Angeles Rams: ‘I misspoke.’
"Because of the way they finished last year, Cam Akers running the football…I’ll put the Rams in front of the Cowboys."
Texans broadcaster John Harris fires shot at Josh Allen
"I don't know if Josh Allen would have, but C.J. will put that ball right on the number."
Texans pay tribute to sportswriters who recently passed away
"What a first-class move by Texans media relations."
Devin Hester didn’t love first look at new NFL kickoff rules
"It's kinda shaky right now. But who knows? The first game. We'll see."
JJ Watt would return to Texans if ‘absolutely needed’
"Don't call unless you absolutely need it, but, if you ever do call, I'll be there."
‘What’s up brothers?’: Streamer Sketch takes NFL Draft by storm
Special teams. Special players. Special plays.
C.J. Stroud’s live reaction to 49ers drafting Ricky Pearsall was epic
"I wanted him bad."
Of course Stephen A. Smith made the Stefon Diggs trade about the Cowboys
"It's another thing entirely when you ain't even the best team in Texas."
Popular Cowboys, Texans reporter Mark Lane passes away
"Mark Lane was one of the kindest, gentlest souls I have known."
Texans’ CJ Stroud ‘not angry’ after NBC cuts Jesus Christ mention from postgame interview
"We're not all perfect as people, even myself."
Fan compared to MLK during Ravens-Texans game stunned by viral fame
“Everybody started sending it. They’re all saying, ‘You’re trending right now.’"
Ravens-Texans is ESPN’s most-watched NFL game ever
ESPN closed its 2023 NFL season with a bang on Saturday.
Michelle Beisner-Buck thrilled to do ‘squirrel’ dance with Ray Lewis
"When you get a chance to do the Squirrel with Ravens HOF LB Ray Lewis – YOU TAKE IT!!!"
Reggie Bush shares stunning reason why Texans passed on him in 2006 NFL Draft
Reggie Bush rewrites his draft night narrative, exposing the hidden hand of a private investigator in why he wasn't the No. 1 overall pick.
NFL releases provisional schedules for Divisional Round
Variables remain, but we have a good idea on most of the Divisional Round schedule.
NFL Network analysts’ Browns-Texans predictions were unanimously wrong
"At least we look good."
Texans troll ‘clown’ Bill Simmons over C.J. Stroud cold take
"This guy doesn't have it. His name's C.J. He went to Ohio State."