Jared Goff Archives - Awful Announcing

Don’t forget Colin Cowherd called Dan Campbell ‘Fred Flintstone’

"This is why they suck, and they haven't won a playoff game in 30 years."

"Oh no."

"Please don’t throw another one Jared."

"I turned to someone who understood both LA and Detroit: Axel Foley."

"I was speaking in reference to the question I was asked at that press conference."

"I’m probably overthinking it in my head just because it’s the chip on my shoulder and the competitor in me."

"Alright, never mind."

"Anything those guys say on daytime TV, you can skip over that."

It was an outpouring of emotion from Detroit Lions announcers Dan Miller and Lomas Brown as the franchise finally won a playoff game.

"THAT'S GONNA DO IT! THAT'S GONNA DO IT! THAT'S GONNA DO IT! JARED GOFF DELIVERS AGAINST HIS FORMER TEAM!"

"I didn't know I was a poor man's anything."

"It just doesn't get any uglier than that."

Even though the New England Patriots are once again back in the Super Bowl, much to many people’s...

Aqib Talib made sure Jared Goff's soul is safe.

Let's just say that Todd Gurley doesn't like going across an ocean to play football.