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Jason Benetti drops Coldplay concert reference: ‘CEOs beware… Chris Martin is here’

Of course, Benetti was gonna be the one to do it...

"WHAT ARE YOU YELLING AT ME FOR?!"

"We'll see if I come back after the break..."

"Evidently, in college, we had a little mean girls thing going on at the college radio station."

"Our microphones win again!"

"We're glad to have expanded your vocabulary as we go to the seventh."

"The one time I put my phone away, I am an addict."

RG3 is expected to slide in next to Jason Benetti in Fox's No. 2 booth.

"Just a heads up to the Fox broadcasters..."

"It's very fitting. Masters going on. Jobe was three years old, caddying for his dad."

"The people at home have a better look than we do live, which is kind of crazy."

Broadcasters always look for unique ways to describe plays for the home audience. But there’s a fine line...

"That's actually from the original Spider-Man movie with Tobey Maguire."

The broadcast(s) will be remote.

The 81-year-old Raftery remains a fan favorite for little quips like that.

Shepard may not know why he was let go, but Tigers fans — and AA's local announcer rankings — make it pretty clear.

The team will forego studio programming for West Coast games.

"The eventual result is that..."

"Stop throwing stuff on the field! Please!"

"I can tell. It comes through the TV."

"The beer is cold. We've learned that beer is cold."

The game was important for both teams -- for very different reasons.

The White Sox loss record might come to a national audience via ex-PXP voice Jason Benetti, thanks to MLBN.

Benetti perfectly captured Detroit with Thursday's game-ending call.