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Jazz Chisholm Jr. suspended one game for violating MLB social media policy after ejection

Chisholm is appealing his one-game suspension for posting on social media about his ejection.

"I know you were asking about this, Paul, that Monkey D. Luffy has the properties of rubber after accidentally eating one of the devil fruits."

"If you get jammed and it's a home run, that doesn't mean you suddenly got better."

"The Yankees have a long history of cheating and being scumbags, and this is just the latest."

"That is mind-boggling that they screwed that up in this situation."

"Shut up, you little twerp."

"Wait 'til he goes 1-for-13 in New York."

"I feel like maybe I just delivered the walk-off hit."

"Enjoy what could be a no-hitter from Yamamoto right here on MLB Network." Or not.

"I can’t believe I’m about to say this but … I agree with David Samson."