Joe Burrow Archives - Awful Announcing

Netflix’s second ‘Quarterback’ is the perfect appetizer for football season

It's beginning to feel like football season.

Quarterback's first season went away from Marcus Mariota as he struggled and eventually lost his job. Will that happen with Kirk Cousins in S2?

"When trends like that emerge, we probably have to adjust at some point."

"Playing in Baltimore for the fourth straight primetime wasn't ideal. Maybe make one of those in Cincinnati next year."

"The cap is going up each year. We just got new TV deals."

"Just do the reporting thing, brother."

"I'm just saying, we can't give the runner-up to the runner-up to the runner-up, 'elite quarterback status.'"

"Your brother."

Burrow's home was burglarized in early December while he played on Monday Night Football.

"In that game the other night, he just refused to lose."

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"Oh, don't cry, no don't cry, uhh uhh, don't cry. You should be crying."

"They were losing ballgames and everybody was like, 'Oh, Shannon, you're out your mind. Look at Joe Burrow's numbers.'"

"He played well, not well enough to win."

"I got a lot of love for Chris. This is ludicrous to say."

"But this idea that's been propagated online and by other talk show hosts, 'Oh, he's been bad for two years,' is a lie. It's nonsense."

Stephen A. Smith unloaded on the Bengals and owner Mike Brown over their inability to get a deal done with Ja'Marr Chase.

"Do you always travel with this thing, Steve?"

"Never have I ever sat at home bored and thought, 'You know what I'm going to do? Turn myself into Amber Rose.'"

"Why is Joe Burrow’s hair a weekly talking point?"

A picture of Joe Burrow with long hair went viral on social media, but since this is real life we can't have nice things.

"Free agency is wild."

"That's insane."

You never know...