John Kruk calls out ‘old people’ who still mock mental health
"For old people that think you’re weak-minded, that’s a real thing. Mental health is a real thing"
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John Kruk says “I hopes he chokes” in response to a text from Tom McCarthy’s Mets-broadcasting son
"Since he's a Mets' fan, I hope he chokes a little bit. But since he's your son, I hope it's not fatal."
John Kruk cracked Tom McCarthy up while briefly taking over play-by-play duties
Never change, John Kruk.
John Kruk recalls getting handcuffed in prank by Tony Gwynn
"All I heard was Tony laughing. I'm like, 'That bastard.'"
John Kruk is sick of bellyaching from Phillies postgame show
"It's gonna be tough when the season's winding down like it is."
John Kruk complains during Phillies game about being locked out of his email
"When I try to reset the password, I go to the new one and it doesn't do anything."
John Kruk appalled by ketchup placement on hot dog
"Not good placement."
John Kruk inks 4-year extension with NBC Sports Philadelphia
Kruk agreed to stay on with NBC Sports Philadelphia for the foreseeable future.
John Kruk extols the virtues of drinking in Montreal
"It's a great place to drink, Tom. Montreal."
John Kruk suggests Cole Hamels for ‘sexiest broadcast team in all of sports’
"Oh, I forgot to add him in to the sexiest broadcast team in all of sports."
John Kruk scares kid next to Phillies broadcast booth while Tom McCarthy cracks up
"You scared him...You scared the poor kid."
John Kruk calls Kevin Cash’s suspension ‘dumbest damn rule I’ve ever heard’
"I think that's the dumbest damn rule I've ever heard."
John Kruk predicted Bryce Harper’s walk-off two innings before it happened
"He’s gonna win the game for the Phillies."
John Kruk takes hilarious dig at Jamie Moyer
"Jamie [Moyer]'s so old, Brad might be digging him up."
John Kruk wears an AirTag so he doesn’t get lost at MLB stadiums
"I have to get an AirTag, cause I get lost."
Phillies broadcast questions MLB over umpire’s brutal strike zone
"I’m sure if there’s a little bug in there, that Major League Baseball would be right on top of it to fix it."
John Kruk had the perfect reaction to ‘Last Week Tonight’ montage
"I don't know what goes on in the TV world besides watching Phillies games and wrestling."
HBO’s ‘Last Week Tonight with John Oliver’ features the stylings of John Kruk
"The delightfully bizarre musings of Phillies commentator John Kruk."
John Kruk willed a game-tying wild pitch to happen
"A wild pitch, something."
Somebody get John Kruk a beer
"The way this game is going, send a few up here."
Does Mike Schmidt drink from athletic cups?
"How did they come up with the name ‘cup’?"
John Kruk calls out Adam Wainwright for likening Brandon Marsh’s hair to ‘rat tails’
"I think it looks damn good."
Did John Kruk reveal a Phillies Netflix all-access docuseries?
"Netflix is here doing a thing on the Red Sox...And they wanted to talk about maybe doing the Phillies."
John Kruk can’t hide his disdain for ‘Caillou’: ‘All he does is whine’
"I wouldn't let my kids watch it."
John Kruk shares hilarious story about being woken up by a giraffe
"It scared the heck out of me. Those things have big heads."