Kyle Brandt Archives - Awful Announcing

NFL Network’s Kyle Brandt: Cowboys have become the ‘Tupperware’ of NFL teams

"Even the Dave Campo era had more sizzle."

Brandt argued that the Titans quarterback deserved far more attention than he received during draft weekend.

"Do not listen to that quote. That quote is bullcrap."

"Thank you very much for eight and a half years for being my best bud."

"It was about the money. And the money said we want to win and we want to do it now."

"This is the only one of these players who will win the Super Bowl this season."

"You were truly a show that mattered and meant something."

"Question number one: 'When did you get in?'"

Kyle Brandt has a bold request of team social media accounts, and nobody who actually runs a team account was feeling it.

"What do you eat instead of mac and cheese? Like pierogis or something?"

"Now there's a lot of lunatics awake and I'm one of them."

"No! No way!"

"No more video game jokes, dummies, come up with something new."

"I know how incredibly lucky I am to be sitting here right now."

“It could’ve been David Letterman, Ed Sullivan, Johnny Carson, it didn’t matter."

On Good Morning Football, Kyle Brandt threw shade at ESPN for what was heavily criticized as a pro-Eagles Monday Night Football broadcast.

"I'm sure if you flipped a few channels away, they're making this a Cowboys thing."

Everyone's counting down to the first RedZone octobox of the season.

"I haven’t googled myself since 2013…. for obvious reasons."

Brandt's dedication to the bit is undeniable.

"It is my honor to reintroduce the undisputed greatest football show in the history of the world."

"Once the talking starts, you’re gonna get real familiar with it fast."

GMFB will face challenges with a split team, but Erdahl's optimistic about the show's future.

Akbar Gbajabiamila and Sherree Burruss will join Jamie Erdahl, Kyle Brandt, and Peter Schrager on GMFB and the new GMFB: Overtime.