Matt Spiegel Archives - Awful Announcing

Matt Spiegel, Laurence Holmes react to Shane Riordan’s sudden departure from 670 The Score

"It's a management decision, and we've gotta leave it at that."

"The idea of you doing any sort of hair restoration thing makes me gag"

"Station employees don’t see the series of events as a series of coincidences."

"We’re thrilled to announce that Laurence Holmes will join Matt Spiegel to form our afternoon show pairing!"

"It’s an old school way of doing things that I can respect. Business is business."

"Are you good with us using last names on this show?"

"So, one last time, this is the 'Parkins and Spiegel Show,' on The Score."

"That's pretty bush league."

"Whether you want to believe it or not, he was good at [umpiring]."

Albini played guitar on three baseball-themed songs for Kevin Goldstein's podcast, with a limited physical pressing of those coming out soon.

"Give a crap and do some research once you get the job."

"That's a moment that has been unmatched. I was frightened. I was exhilarated."

"I’ve hated sitting here for the last week knowing that I made anyone feel less than.”

"Dan, I'll have sex with your mother! Dan Proft, you bring your mother over here, and I'll bone her."

"Maybe a couple salads would help."

"We haven’t gotten a cease and desist. I’ll editorialize here for a second, I don’t expect to."

Takes one to know one

“Come on Passan, how didn’t you have that?”

"We have bets off-air on how many times we’re gonna make you so comfortable that you curse."