matthew stafford Archives - Awful Announcing

Matthew Stafford recounts time Aaron Donald made ‘Make-A-Wish’ kid puke

"Next thing I know, this kid is puking in the trash can."

"Go watch the tape."

"This was a roller coaster of a week for all parties involved."

It doesn't matter if the meeting was a "chance encounter" or prearranged.

"There's actually a lot of great coffee brands."

"It’s a swamp. The stench hits you."

A planned meeting and potential tampering -- or a coincidental encounter?

"Everybody else gets to choose and then whatever is left, that's going to be his options."

Conflict of interest? Who's to say?

"He's trash."

"If I'm the Rams and I believe my window to win is right now, there's no way I would even think about moving him."

"I believe Aaron is craving organizational excellence."

"I might call Miami and say Stafford for Tua."

Orlovsky’s admiration for Stafford isn’t exactly subtle, and it’s become a hallmark of his on-air persona.

"There's no rules to help the defense in the NFL."

"I figured you would know that as well as anyone."

Rams QB Matthew Stafford isn't thinking about his television future just yet although he had praise for the NFL on Fox studio crew.

A decorated quarterback with a Super Bowl title and boyish good looks. What else do you need?

“You’re going to have everyone telling you what you should look like, what you should say …"

"I am sorry for the media storm that happened last week that made its way into your lives."

"What possible advantage could you peel from that?"

"Maybe Matthew can throw for 400 yards and lose on a field goal?"

Stafford could definitely be an interesting quarterback to follow.

"We will be covering all her hospital bills and replacing her cameras. We wish her a speedy recovery."