Michael Irvin Archives - Awful Announcing

Michael Irvin on Shedeur Sanders’ slide in NFL Draft: ‘I have no earthly way of explaining it’

"I don't think in all of my years of being around this game I have ever seen it."

"I couldn’t find sparkly men’s pants, so I bought the ladies pants"

Being at Sports Illustrated — and the access that came with it — had its perks.

"He deserves an apology from people who talked about his ability to throw the football."

No, that wasn't "Michael Irving."

"I spent Friday night with Jerry Jones. I spent Saturday with Deion Sanders."

"He said I grew up in 20,000 square-foot [mansion], and it’s not that big I’m not gonna lie."

FS1 is doing Joy Taylor and its viewers no favors with this hastily thrown-together product.

Stephen A. Smith revealed that he reached out to Skip Bayless to express his disapproval of his treatment of Shannon Sharpe. He received no response.

Yet another change for the NFL Network.

"I don't get sick and tired of talking about the Cowboys because then that gives me something to make fun of them with."

“We can do better than Dak Prescott.”

Hall of Famer Michael Irvin now faces another investigation, with the nature of the allegation undisclosed.

"The way that other touchdown came out, that reminds you of Michael Vick."

"Russell Wilson, his family, his wife gonna see this every day on social media. Why would you stir that up like this?"

"Your choice right now makes me believe you are going to be a playoff team next year."

"I got up at 2 a.m. 2 a.m., I’m usually saying, ‘Let me get three vodka cranberries!’ Cause they're saying last call."

"Is that Jerry calling?"

"If you ever listen to some of his raps, I’m like, ‘Oh my god. Where does this come from, son?' You grew up in a gated community your whole life."

"It came across between the lines, like you’re sending a message to CeeDee, you are not living up yet to 88."

Two hours, nine segments, all Dallas Cowboys.

"And that's not where the President lives..."

"Guess what: the playmaker's right here."

"Nothing has ever mattered to me in my career...as much as that moment still matters to me, will always matter to me."