Tom Brady roast invokes nightmares of ‘Mike & Mike’ roast for Mike Greenberg
"There are some memories in life that you try as hard as you possibly can to erase from your memory bank."
"There are some memories in life that you try as hard as you possibly can to erase from your memory bank."
"Is this some sort of gimmick?"
"About damn time."
"I felt at that point like, 'OK there's a couple people who see something in me, so now I'm going to go and try to fulfill whatever that is, even if I'm a little bit nervous.'"
"We didn't sit up here and suggest that the Lakers should avoid the Denver Nuggets."
"The Lakers would inarguably be better off if they lose tonight."
Mike Greenberg had a hilarious case of mistaken identity at the doctor's office, where he went along with a suggestion he was Stephen A. Smith.
"They gotta wipe that out."
"I know somebody on ESPN said we could beat an NBA team or something bizarre."
"If I need to say this out loud, I do not believe that UConn would make the playoffs in the NBA."
"The best player on UConn wouldn't play on the Detroit Pistons."
No, UConn would not beat the Detroit Pistons.
"At some point, you just have to laugh."
""It's just a lifetime of frustration with failed draft picks for our franchise just sort of came pouring out of me there."
The cast of Get Up collectively lost their minds when debating the failure of the Russell Wilson era with the Denver Broncos.
"I think I have an understanding of a great many different elements of the business."
"Micah Parsons needs to be worried about the next Lawrence Taylor, not the next Stephen A. Smith."
Might be good karma for Kyle Shanahan and Co. this weekend?
"Do they need a host? I could do that. I would be a very good host for that."
"That's insane."
"If I did this, my wife would want to have a fifth child."
At the very moment that Louis Riddick was criticizing the coaching of Jalen Hurts, it was reported that the Eagles fired OC Brian Johnson.
"It's sacred ground, Greeny."
Greg Olsen said Sunday if the Cowboys fire Mike McCarthy, teams will "jump over themselves" to hire him, which Mike Greenberg disagreed with.