Missouri Tigers Archives - Awful Announcing

Paul Finebaum jokes about ‘coach killer’ reputation with Eli Drinkwitz

"I used to be a coach killer. I know those days are over, because I'm a cheerleader for the coaches now, you know that."

"He may be confusing somebody for somebody else."

"Write down everything, about everything, all the time."

Fortunately for Alabama fans, their game was not Nielsen rated.

"You can't even dream it up! I mean, are you kidding me?"

"That training is why I am here right now."

"The only person that had me on the hot seat was Dennis Dodd."

Anderson graduated from the University of Missouri in 1987.

It's the "most-watched non-semifinal Cotton Bowl of the College Football Playoff era."

"We're not blue bloods. We're a dirty, hard-working brotherhood that loves each other and fights for each other."

"One second left, everybody."

ESPN's broadcast insisted Mizzou wasn't playing the odds, but never told viewers the odds.

Brian Kelly won't be going into comedy after his career as a college football coach is over, as shown by this attempted "joke."

"He's gonna have the night of his life. Keep your clothes on tonight, young man!"

"GOOD! A WALK-OFF WINNER FROM 61! HARRISON MEVIS SENDS THE MIZZOU STUDENTS RUNNING ONTO THE TURF!"

"I was so confused."

The former St. Louis Post-Dispatch and Columbia Daily Tribune columnist will serve as Assistant AD for Communications and Storytelling.

"I don't think my quote that made the rounds on [social] media was taken in any type of context at all."

"Drinkwitz went into damage control, defending his earlier remarks by adding what he felt was needed 'context'"

Frazier has a valid point about the lack of incentives for NCAA players to talk to the media.

John Calipari walked away from Laura Rutledge when she asked him for his thoughts on the Missouri student section.