New Heights Archives - Awful Announcing

Jason Kelce says NBA is ‘f*cked’ by NFL on Christmas

"Let’s keep taking over all the holidays"

"Whoever’s the anonymous person that’s saying this should come out and say who they were."

“I gotta make a little statement in the don’t believe everything you read kids category, realm that you see online."

"To 14... oh, that was good."

"I'm not saying this just to be an a**, but you probably have some idea who I am, and I know who you are."

"Nothing would thrill me more."

"Next thing I know, this kid is puking in the trash can."

Jason Sudeikis confirmed that a fourth season of Ted Lasso is being written, with the main character coaching a women's soccer team.

No new episode this week.

"That game was odd for me to watch if I’m being completely honest"

"I saw the f****** numbers after the fact — you guys kicked our ass, OK?"

"He's gonna be real upset when I turn 50."

"I want to slay every dragon one by one, like Mortal Kombat."

"I’m getting like a migraine looking at the neon green floor"

"Get the f--- out of here, Josh."

"He is working so hard and really grinding right now."

"What the f*ck is WIP?"

"I didn't think Mike was going to win before, but I knew when I saw those cheeks he wasn't going to win."

"This is why I hate white pants. This is not the first time this has happened. I know many players this has happened to."

"Shohei is such a global superstar, and everywhere he went, every city, they want to see him — rightfully so."

"You had some f***ing clown come up to you and talk about your family and you reacted in a way that was defending your family."

"I would say that he’s probably going to experience a spell of his wife saying that she’s not interested."

"Let's see if you can kick it in your Timbs to match a 100k donation."

'I've been baptized by college football in this entire thing — it is electric, bro.'