NFL GameDay Morning Archives - Awful Announcing

Gerald McCoy reveals Chiefs asked if he wore a ‘jockstrap’ or ‘G-string’ during NFL combine

"That didn't happen. That did not happen."

"What happens is these networks get scared to flex these games, so we end up with 'crahp' games."

"Whenever something breaks, I want to know, was that an agent trying to cook up some stuff? Was that a GM who was maybe a little bit upset?"

"I'm just going to grieve for people who need the help. I grieve for those who root for the scarlet and the gray."

The noted Green Bay Packers fan will join the crew of Rich Eisen, Kurt Warner, Steve Mariucci and Gerald McCoy.

"If you're the Flash and have no speed, you're just an idiot in a red suit.

"I am smart enough to know a president should not be resigned to a party box, they should develop their OWN convictions."

"They've been having a lot of sex."

"Let's shake things up."

"I'm just asking them how they watch ALL the film by Monday morning."

"Do you always travel with this thing, Steve?"

"Argh, argh argh … The Buccaneers and Mike Evans are going to make 'em walk the plank."

Three separate pregame shows all wound up with their analysts all picking the Bucs.

"It ain't that hard of a job!"

Every network aside from NFL Network has seen their Sunday morning pregame viewership take a hit this season.

NFL ratings have dropped across the board, and the pre-game shows (just as important for networks, especially considering...