Pete Alonso Archives - Awful Announcing

Keith Hernandez struggles to read Busch Stadium scoreboard: ‘Not everyone’s 20 years old’

"You can't say to the elderly, 'Thanks for all you contributed. Now go away.'"

"Get me Judd Apatow for his reaction to this home run."

"Why would you set up the double play and then not play for the double play?"

“Yeah, I put it out there, and I stand by it, and if it doesn't happen, you can call me a jackass, whatever you want."

"I am beyond livid."

"A lot of us in this business can work our entire careers and never have moments like the Mets presented us with during the postseason."

"We're drinking with four other drunken Irishmen, in comes Pete Alonso with his wife."

"How it plays out is anybody's guess."

"You could make the case that's one of, if not the biggest, home runs they've ever hit."

"I’m rooting for Pete Alonso to hit a game-winning three-run homer tonight."

"Howie Rose’s call last night got me thinking about how cool it would be to have a thread with all the great baseball radio calls."

"Thanks, Howie."

Howie Rose and Pete Alonso got to celebrate the home run and call that will link them forever in New York Mets history.

"I’ve had people ask me to sign and say, ‘Would you mind putting LFGM’ and I say ‘No, no, I don’t do that.’ I do not do that."

"That’s just not parcel to a winning athlete with a winning DNA and somebody who wants to lead their team out of the abyss."

WFAN host Sal Licata had some wild takes on Pete Alonso within 24 hours saying he should be a lifelong Met, then saying he should be traded.

"I don’t want somebody’s day at the ballpark to be less than it could be because of something someone heard that shouldn’t hear it."

"Hey, thanks for coming out, guys! Let's ******* go Mets!"

Is it a "sh*t sandwich," a "s*** sandwich," or a "(poop) sandwich"?