Rich Eisen Archives - Awful Announcing

Jim Nantz predicts Cowboys-Chiefs Thanksgiving Day Game will break viewership records

"It's gonna set records."

"It'll go down in the annals of golf as one of the greatest golf events of all time."

"Any clip that I see, it feels like they’re doing a remote from a funeral home. It could not be more boring"

"We're all waiting on a specific Malibu resident."

"The Rich Eisen Show" is set to be part of ESPN's new direct-to-consumer offering, and perhaps also ESPN Radio.

No one has a good explanation.

"He made himself into a great announcer"

"I've been told Elon is going after all Eisens these days."

"Who do you think I am?"

"I was so excited there was a Big Ten Network -- and then instantly wanted it canceled."

"The closest thing to healthy tribalism in the NFL is college football."

"He knew this chapter was over awhile ago"

"The Eagles should volunteer to do it and say, 'This is how it's done.'"

"That didn't happen. That did not happen."

"....Today, he would have gone viral on top of viral on top of viral."

"There's definitely more backrubs on one side than the other."

"I figured you would know that as well as anyone."

"What happens is these networks get scared to flex these games, so we end up with 'crahp' games."

Jim Rome's Daily Jungle will reportedly move to 3-6 p.m. ET.

"Don't give me this nonsense that it's been a Mets town for a long time."

"Keep sleeping on us."

"I'm just going to grieve for people who need the help. I grieve for those who root for the scarlet and the gray."

"Very weird that a center is on the TV as much as I am..."

Yahoo Sports has made a concerted effort to bolster its sports offerings recently.