Bill Simmons denies being in viral pickleball fight
"That's what I would tell a jury."
"That's what I would tell a jury."
"Yeah, Clay Travis, how about tweeting about the ratings?"
"I thought we all agreed that Jackie Robinson's an American hero."
"He hasn't been good. He hasn't been good for a really long time."
"He's so bad right now that I can't even believe he's doing podcasts."
"He could've been smoking cigarettes bringing the ball up the f*cking court and I would still be like, 'When can we sign you to the supermax?'"
"Alex Guerrero is out there. He's going to be working with some of the players."
"It's timing. It's not voice. They all have a good voice. It's not knowledge. It's not the ability to follow the play."
"I'm not trying to make this about the NFL Draft, but I am trying to make this about best teams."
"This is the worst comparison you've ever made."
"They need to be developed. I just don't think as a league in general we do a good job of that."
McShay criticized Kelce's recent lack of production, attributing it to his off-season lifestyle and physical conditioning.
"I relate to the idea that it's us against the powers that be."
"Now it's every f***ing on-air guy going, 'what's going on with those guys? They're going to be doing something here? What's up?'"
"I don't think there's any chance he signs an extension there, ever."
"He's sharing these stories in the media. I'm like, 'This guy might be awesome at this.'"
"He doesn't understand the difference between being funny and critical and just being f***ing mean."
"Can’t believe I might spend $115 on an ironic Ryen Russillo hoodie."
"I think the final phase of progress will be a man's choice to just go, 'I think it's great you like it, but I'm not gonna watch the whole game because there was other stuff I wanted to watch.'"
"The aggregation culture in 2024, I don't know if it's ever been stupider."
"Are you doing this because it's the right thing or are you doing this because it's just f***ing way easier doing this than grinding and watching 20 hours of football in a weekend?"
"You can't tell whether it's on Spotify or not because the numbers are jerryrigged."
"If you're going to pick a fight, pick a fight with someone who gets **** wrong, not Woj."