Joe Buck: Dan Campbell’s interview like Chris Farley’s ‘van down by the river’ sketch

"Sounds like he was going to go live in a van down by the river."

Ryan Clark: De’Vondre Campbell should never play again

"Why would you want him on your team?"

NBC highlighted hazardous snowy conditions in Bills-49ers SNF game

"I have never been in a game that looked this slippery."

Kyle Shanahan gets snarky with 49ers reporter Grant Cohn: ‘Am I not giving you the right quotes?’

"Have I not already answered your questions that your article is already written on?"