‘Juan Soto’ appears on SNL’s ‘Church Chat’ cold open, complete with Mets joke
"Why not spend your time and money helping the needy and the less fortunate?" "You're right. Maybe I sign with the Mets."
"Why not spend your time and money helping the needy and the less fortunate?" "You're right. Maybe I sign with the Mets."
"You seriously think Belichick wouldn't come back?"
"Trump's time came in the post-race coverage of NBC's NASCAR Cup Series at Martinsville broadcast."
"The hush of the crowd as a 300-pound Bosnian vomits up his own teeth."
SNL star Colin Jost is getting the unique assignment of covering the Olympic surfing competition thousands of miles from Paris.
"A reminder that Indiana Fever is a WNBA team and not what Michael Che gave to dozens of women at Purdue University."
SNL took aim at March Madness commentary with a funny skit skewering the postgame coverage.
"I know names on Valparaiso?"
"You’re so hairy. Are you Italian?"
"Rock Bottom Kings would overtake Grindr on the App Store in one day"
"America needs football. It's the only thing everyone still watches!"
"I'm the one who invented fruit."
"She gave me huge street cred in my household and throughout the next generation."
"She was a brash, feminist icon, but the world wasn't ready for that."
"I love him. I love what he's brought to comedy..."
SNL's season premiere spoofs NFL's coverage of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's relationship, with a cameo from Kelce himself.
"In the history of sports, when you lose, you take your ass home. But then white girls lose, and suddenly it's All Teams Matter."
"That show was owned by NBCUniversal, so it should be on Peacock. But Peacock said 'Nah, we good.'"
Yes, there was some Grateful Dead talk.
"It's an absolute honor and it's an absolute honor and a privilege to be hosting SNL on March 4."
SNL pulled off a hilarious satirical broadcast of Fox NFL Sunday.
"They're all professionals, but so are the New York Jets."
"If it were me, I probably would retire if it gave me more time to watch Emily in Paris.”
Kenan Thompson's Michael Irvin was a special delight.
Bowen Yang's Yao Ming filled in for Shaq.