Seattle Seahawks Archives - Awful Announcing

Peter Roseneberg: Mina Kimes winning ‘Celebrity Jeopardy!’ best thing to happen to Seahawks this offseason

It's either that or signing Sam Darnold to a 3-year, $100.5 million contract.

"Wow. Trading Geno?! Must be a plan that we don’t know about."

"Falling to your knees is the only way you can get someone's attention to get someone there these days."

The game was the third least-watched edition of Thursday Night Football this season.

"As a Chicago Bears and St. Louis Blues fan, this hurts and kicks ass all at the same time."

Surely fans of the Seahawks and Bears would hope to outscore their city's baseball teams next week.

"We’ve gotta be smart about the direction at which we Griddy, I guess.”

"Where is Gene Steratore when you need him?"

"Just thinking about you and praying for you."

"Tony had a deep passion for the City of Seattle and Seattle sports. His positivity and love for others will be remembered by all."

"Usually when we all pick the same team, that team loses."

"I was not popular and he was one of the star players of the football team and the basketball team."

NBC's Sunday Night Football was down 16.5% versus last season.

Joel McHale and Kevin Clark had a PSA for sports broadcasters about their overuse of Pike Place fish market shots during games in Seattle.

Chris "Mad Dog" Russo has never been an expert in pronunciations, so he deserves credit for at least trying Jaxon Smith-Njigba.

"Ricky 'The Steamboat' Dragon with the suplex."

"Media is full of liars it’s so crazy!"

Pat McAfee spent Thursday giving ESPN NFL insider Adam Schefter a hard time over the news that Mike MacDonald is Seattle's new head coach.

Poorly timed celebration or rushing to judgment?

Harlan rose to the occasion as the Seattle Seahawks and Golden State Warriors mounted upset wins on back to back nights.

For once, Adam Schefter didn't have all the answers for who was playing on Monday Night Football and Peyton Manning took notice.

Backup Seahawks QB Drew Lock gave an incredible interview to ESPN's Lisa Salters after leading the team to a last-minute victory.

Monday night's ManningCast will have a guest appearance from Mina Kimes.

"I mean, you can sit there and have regret. But I don’t live that way in my life."