SEC Network Archives - Awful Announcing

Comedian John Crist gets called out by ‘Paul Finebaum Show’ caller

"Hey Paul, this guy is supposed to be a comedian?"

Bradley is a two-time Men's College World Series champion.

"I can't stop thinking about this opportunity, and I am really excited to get going."

"I used to be a coach killer. I know those days are over, because I'm a cheerleader for the coaches now, you know that."

"You've done so many things there's no room for me, even!"

SEC Network host Peter Burns is still beating the drum for the SEC's conference superiority in spite of its recent lackluster showings.

"I'm not sure what we're gonna do down here in SEC country but hang our heads."

"When it came down to it, they have a better roster, they rised to the occasion, they've been through some of these games before."

"So far, the CFP selection committee has given us some blockbusters. ...Take a bow."

ESPN is putting a lot of manpower into the inaugural 12-team playoff.

"I was not ever focused … about what Paul Finebaum thought."

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"In 2025, Goldberg is having his retirement match."

Former University of Kentucky and Green Bay Packers wide receiver Randall Cobb is in his rookie season as an analyst for SEC Network.

"Hey Vance, exactly who did you, uh, who is there?"

"I don't know what Lanier's doing right there."

"There’s nothing like doing GameDay. I’ve never been in a rock band, but it’s the closest thing to being in one."

"Games like this change your life. You know what I mean? It's all about hype nowadays."

"That training is why I am here right now."

"What would the maggots do with your hair? Is there enough product in there to keep it around for a while?"

Finebaum lamented the NCAA's transformation from a leadership role in college athletics to a mere event organizer.

Cole Cubelic had to take some deep breaths before delivering a retort.

"You basically said Miley Cyrus stinks, and she's still going."