Speak Archives - Awful Announcing

Keyshawn Johnson shares curious Knicks-Pacers theory on ‘Speak’

"Come on, man. They're not used to that."

Paul Pierce walked to work after his Boston Celtics guarantee went awry, but needed his 2008 NBA Finals wheelchair to enter the Speak studio.

"Better get to walking!!"

"You have to have a certain kind of team around Luka to win. And him with LeBron, you won't be able to create that."

"Please give me this job, because it's literally just a guess."

"Players get their feelings hurt in this generation!"

"I put in a bid that … they should come up with a co-MVP."

"I mean, he's a human body that plays the quarterback position."

The FS1 host has been absent for two weeks amid an ongoing workplace misconduct lawsuit.

The host has not appeared on her show for six consecutive episodes.

"The conditions is harsh, though."

The news comes more than a month after Taylor was named in a workplace misconduct lawsuit.

"If he does, then I'm walking from Calabasas at 4 a.m. in the morning, to the studio, with nothing on but boxers."

It's not difficult to connect the dots on this one.

The network also announced an FS1 "takeover" on its broadcast channel for the Friday of Super Bowl week.

"I think Patrick Mahomes has more pressure."

"Lawyers are reaching out to me."

In a surprise to many, FS1 host Joy Taylor appeared on her evening television show Speak on Monday,...

Former Jets player Keyshawn Johnson did not hold back in his criticism of Aaron Rodgers for coming out of a blowout loss against the Bills.

"The Celtics and Lakers hated each other. It made for great TV"

"I bet that he's smart enough to know that."

"Why are you all doing gummies before the show and not sharing?"

FS1 is doing Joy Taylor and its viewers no favors with this hastily thrown-together product.

"We always do this. And what do the Chiefs do? They win, and they win, and they win again."