Just as the Kelce family was starting to break through as media characters beyond the confines of the NFL, Kansas City star Travis Kelce began dating pop megastar Taylor Swift, and the attention they received went off the charts.
Now, the two are engaged. The Kelce brothers continue to host a hit podcast together. At the same time, Jason Kelce is growing into a larger role at ESPN, and his wife Kylie Kelce hosts her own massive show as well. Even the matriarch of the family, Donna Kelce, has suddenly became a fixation of TMZ and the paparazzi.
The question du jour for the family — and anyone related to the Kansas City Chiefs — is to give details about the upcoming wedding.
And in a new episode of her podcast Not Gonna Lie, Kylie Kelce demanded that everyone “stop f*cking asking” about the wedding.
“I just want to say to literally everybody, I know it usually comes from a good place — not always — but quit asking me and my mother-in-law about upcoming nuptials,” Kelce said. “Nobody is f*cking telling you anything. I don’t have any details.”
Then, Kelce directed her attention toward TMZ specifically.
“TMZ, f*cking being creeps in the f*cking airport. Ew,” she said.
“Here’s the deal. Even if I did have any information, I’m not f*cking telling you. That’s private information, if I had it. Private information between family. So A and B, C, your way out. See what I did there? And while we’re talking about A and B and C and letters: TMZ, CMA. How about that? For anyone who’s confused about that, suck my a**.”
This week, TMZ posted an article flaunting that they “grilled” Kelce about the wedding. The mother of the groom did not share any details.
Kelce noted that she was recently asked about her brother-in-law’s relationship in an interview on Conversations with Cam, but reminded the audience that it was a joke. Any genuine attempt to glean information from Kelce will be met with a vulgar answer going forward.
“You know what? Keep f*cking asking,” Kelce said. “You know what my answer’s going to be? I know nothing. Suck my a**.”
About Brendon Kleen
Brendon is a Media Commentary staff writer at Awful Announcing. He has also covered basketball and sports business at Front Office Sports, SB Nation, Uproxx and more.