Big Noon Kickoff Archives - Awful Announcing

Alabama legend Mark Ingram: Crimson Tide should not be in College Football Playoff

Mark Ingram and the Fox 'Big Noon Kickoff' crew think Alabama should be "out."

Portnoy is taking a lot of credit for the ratings growth, but can we attribute these numbers solely to him? We're not so sure.

So many people tuned in to Fox for Ohio State-Michigan that Big Noon Kickoff had one of its best viewership numbers ever.

"Good luck to all the teams involved."

It’s cold in Ann Arbor, Michigan as the Wolverines host the Ohio State Buckeyes in the latest edition...

"I remember when [Michigan] beat Ohio State four years ago for the first time [since 2011], I was crying, literally, in my bedroom."

"This man right here is the best player in the country."

The Saturday before Thanksgiving is not shaping up to be a memorable one on the college football calendar....

Cowherd credits West Coast quarterbacks for transforming Big Ten into national powerhouse.

"That's Dave's worst rant of the year. That's a terrible rant, Dave."

"I have no interest in coaching again"

"You don't know ball ... I know ball."

"This is what makes such a wild, wacky, great sport it is, is people have no rationale, no common sense."

Instead, Portnoy and 'The Barstool College Football Show' will broadcast live from Starkville as Georgia visits Mississippi State.

"You deal with a lot of crisis management on gameday right before kickoff trying to make sure it’s as efficient and smooth as possible."

"Alright, you just trying to mess with me."

"They want Barstool here. The caveat was there was no swearing in the show."

"The New York Yankees should be embarrassed."

"If I brought Peaches on the road, we’d need the National Guard."

"They can say things that I think our executives would say, 'Hey, why? Why did you go there, and what did you say?'"

There's still no love lost between Dave Portnoy and Ohio State with the Barstool chief taking another shot at Ryan Day.

"We don't make the schedule. Clearly."

"I’ll be on the sideline of a college football game Saturday"

"You went there, huh?"