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Chris Russo disgusted by American golf fans chanting ‘USA’ at Matt Fitzpatrick

"We’re not fighting Britain in a war for crying out loud"

"We're going to get together and play golf as soon as basketball is over."

"You pick the time... I will do the whole show. Okay, not 10 minutes."

"They’re not bringing Kenny Smith in, who’s 61 years of age, who’s never coached a game in college basketball."

"Either they gotta fix that within the committee, or we gotta play on Saturday. Forget about lead-in to the show."

"Half the games you give us on Thanksgiving stink anyway!"

Breen said both sides of the Adebayo debate have valid points, but pushed back on the broader outrage culture surrounding the 83-point performance.

"What Spoelstra did with the shenanigans in the game is a complete disgrace"

Russo's documentary series returns to Vice TV on March 24, with five episodes that tackle sports' most polarizing debates.

"We get along very well, probably get along better now than we ever have."

"It's not that hard."

"I don’t understand. This happens all the time...Why would that be considered inappropriate? It’s his sister-in-law."

"If prayer is part of your life, anybody who’s listening, please include the Guthrie family in your thoughts"

"They should be able to cut back to at least 156"

"I mean, you got a lot of folks out here — and I'm not calling him that — but you got a lot of folks out here who are mental midgets."

"I basically gagged for the next 13 hours without throwing anything up"

"The idea that somehow someway, we are now gonna switch the broadcast teams because Romo is terrible, they’re not doing that"

"The NFL is gonna allow Brady to call the games on Fox and also pick the Raiders coach?"

"As long as I can feel like I can be at the top of my game, I hope to go on"

"I'll be careful with this because the producers are all worried about it..."

"I just actually don't get the schtick."

"Troy Aikman has passed."

"We're going to celebrate this with hats and banners? A challenge cup?"

"That is wrong! That is not the way to do things"