Detroit Pistons Archives - Awful Announcing

Bulls waive Jaden Ivey after anti-LGBTQ+ comments on social media

"They proclaim it. They proclaim it on the billboards. They proclaim it in the streets. Unrighteousness."

"Would he have won six championships? Absolutely... Yeah, he can do the same thing."

"Good luck navigating this horn the rest of the way..."

"It’s over! They ain’t going to no damn Finals! Because they ain’t good enough"

"OH MY GOODNESS!... Now Miles, and Duren, and BEEF STEW! This is out of control!"

"Modern betting menus, with countless prop bets, potentially incentivize attempts at corruption."

"The Detroit Tigers are going in a different direction with their broadcasts and regretfully I will no longer be a part of those productions."

"We built for this sh*t"

"It's nonstop. It's continuous."

Cue the conspiracy theorists.

"I saw plenty of plays on both ends of the floor where cats were getting mugged."

"Hart makes body contact that is more than marginal to Hardaway Jr. and a foul should have been called."

"All this stuff going on and they call that. It’s got to be more consistent so the players know how much they can do and how much they can’t"

"They will never beat anybody else playing that way."

An Ernie Harwell response helped Blaha get into broadcasting.

"Stick to politics."

"He may be the MVP but he’s not the best player in the world."

"Big-time brawl now in the front row! It's going to take a lot to break this up."

ESPN NBA analyst Richard Jefferson had some fun with Shaquille O'Neal's complete ineptitude about the Detroit Pistons.

"He was fined $100,000 by the NBA."

"You go to church, Perk. You go to church. What did the Devil tell the Lord about Job?"

"And what you saw tonight was disgusting. It was a disgusting display of disrespect towards our guys and what we're trying to do."

"Chauncey's the coach, right?"

"Tyrese Haliburton never shuts up. Never."