Miami Heat Archives - Awful Announcing

Chauncey Billups, Terry Rozier arrested in sports betting probe

A press conference is scheduled for 10 a.m. ET.

"Go back to New York. I’m tired of all the New Yorkers moving down here. I’m dead serious"

Well this is quite the coincidence.

“Terry Rozier, as of right now, has been cleared."

"I was chasing relevance."

"I gotta keep my coins coming in."

The Hawks, Cavs, Heat, Bucks, and T'Wolves all re-upped agreements with the regional sports network.

"I don’t think what I said last year really was relevant."

"Pat Riley, it's time."

"This might be the worst game I've ever watched."

"We're gonna miss her like crazy. But she is gonna be a slam dunk for their first-year coverage next year."

Teams like the Atlanta Hawks and Miami Heat saw declines of over 50%.

The Atlanta Hawks, Miami Heat, Minnesota Timberwolves, and Milwaukee Bucks are likely to extend agreements with the regional sports network.

"I was embarrassed watching that and looking at what the Heat fans did... he quit on them in the middle of the year."

"I'm glad we've got a new chapter starting."

"I’m tired."

"We robbed them."

Trash take? Sure. But was it worse than the trade that was actually made?

Haslem retired in 2023 after 20 NBA seasons, and has quickly assembled a promising media career across digital and traditional platforms.

"The rules have all changed now to 'whatever it is we need to do to suspend him.'"

"...just to properly assign the announcer jinx in case he misses"

The game will still air on TNT, truTV and Max as originally planned.

"Is this not embarrassing for everyone involved?"

"I know what storylines you're looking for..."