Michael Strahan Archives - Awful Announcing

Michael Strahan said what we’re all thinking after another strange Terry Bradshaw anecdote

"...every time you start your comments like that, I panic."

"He is not the guy I want kicking a winning field goal for me. He has missed too many."

"At what point do we realize quarterbacks play football too?"

"You said he was gweat?"

The Hall of Famer will reportedly take on a lighter schedule under his new deal.

"Sports have leaked into pop culture."

"That was a horrific job by a worthy news organization"

"She does the business things that don't relate to North Carolina that come up in my life."

Was Troy Aikman serious when he picked the Dallas Cowboys to win the Super Bowl or was he...

What, if any, conditions, did Strahan and ABC agree to here?

The Fox Sports analyst is teaming up with billionaire businessman Marc Lasry.

"I look at guys now and I think so many are so focused on the next chapter of life when they're not getting the most out of this chapter."

"I'm here."

"In no way should this be acceptable."

"When tragedy strikes, we don't break. We come together, we rise above, and we never let evil win."

The legendary ring announcer defended the Fox NFL analysts, calling out a new generation of critics in the process.

"An epic journey celebrating the vibrant Louisiana culture while also honoring John Madden’s legacy."

"What he did — everybody knows as a defensive player — you don't do that."

"Somebody saying that I'm being unpatriotic couldn't be any further from the truth."

"Don't come to my house."

"Before forming an angry mob, but also maybe find out alllll he’s done for our veterans over the years."

Strahan did not hold his hand over his heart during the playing of the Star-Spangled Banner.

Credit to Fox, the hologram segment with Brady went off without any technical hitches.

"Do you put Watson down now?"