Patrick Mahomes Archives - Awful Announcing

Patrick Mahomes named ESPN ‘College GameDay’ guest picker for Texas Tech-BYU

Mahomes spent three seasons with the Red Raiders, becoming one of the best passers in school history.

"I don't see why we would not be able to review something there."

"Brady needed Manning and Peyton needed Tom. It goes with the territory, and they bring out the best in one another."

"When it comes to quarterbacks – especially this one – they’re gonna protect them"

"He was faking it! He got ya!"

"I want the PFF scores off the TV as bad as I want political ads off the television."

Baker Mayfield, Justin Fields, and Josh Allen might have answers.

"I can't tell you how good of a play that is."

"I can't get mad at God for making me look like him."

Bobby Stroupe, trainer to Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, heard what Kansas City radio host Kevin Kietzman...

"Dude, you're fat. Your belly would be fat at my pool, hanging out with us 60-year-olds."

"Patrick Mahomes has already won his three, are we in the midst of his 10-year hiatus?"

"I don't think that's asking much for the guys that's calling the game."

It sure doesn't sound like Tom Brady wants to be critical in the broadcast booth.

"It was an honor to be a part of this incredible project, and I can’t wait for all of you to see it."

With Texas Tech and Houston coming down to the wire, ESPN missed what was almost a crucial turnover by focusing on Patrick Mahomes.

"Mahomes' agent, the football player, and Brittany, from what I am told, intervened, and was like 'There's no way this fight's happening.'"

"The reason why you've got to get at least five, you gotta overcome the two bad performances in the Super Bowl."

"Would never intentionally try to or hurt the look of Barstool Sports, so Patrick Mahomes would come on our show."

"Whatever that was leaves a mark."

"I do like the guy."

At least Mahomes can hang his hat on the YouTube compilation of his shoddy performance.

"You've gotta choose a side."

"Can we f**king settle down now for five years with the Mahomes GOAT stuff? Please. Thank you."