PFT Commenter Archives - Awful Announcing

Connor ‘Big T’ Knapp claims 70 percent of Barstool staffers voted for Kamala Harris

"I can name you every conservative at this company on my hand."

"Did I get laced with something? Did someone slip something in my drink? Am I watching the right broadcast? What's going on?"

"I said, 'The answer's no. Please don't tell me how much the offer is. Unless it's $100 million."

“We’ve built a community that talks about sports the way fans actually do, and now we get to do it every morning on national television."

"It's not going to take away from what we do here."

"That's what Aaron Rodgers gets for lying about changing his number."

"We've got this JNCO-wearing jock-sniffer PFT all over it right now."

"I could show you a video of a Colorado State guy that did the exact same thing."

"I wish I knew that because — it would not have changed my vote — but I love Josh Allen, and I am avoiding him for a really long time."

Big Cat and PFT Commenter will represent their respective alma maters in the game.

"Uber stock?"

"Chicago Bears versus New England Patriots. Who are you rooting for?"

"It was the complete opposite of the NBA All-Star Game."

"We would never separately be able to reach 100% of what 'Pardon My Take' is"

"I don’t think that at all."

"There's so much to be grateful and it provided so much and it enabled so many things, but in other ways it holds you back or it's with you."

"They can say the f-word! They can say pretty much anything they want to. Man, do I ever envy their autonomy, their independence. Their freedom."

"If you had read my book, you would love the way I portrayed Troy in my book."

"Please tell me someone gifted that to you and you didn't commission that."

"Now it's every f***ing on-air guy going, 'what's going on with those guys? They're going to be doing something here? What's up?'"

Undeniably, his unpredictability and tendency to say ridiculous things is good for the headlines.

"Who's the guy who got busted with the gambling?"

"We'll see if you've got some balls hidden behind those glasses."

It's already been a busy 2024 for Barstool Sports.