"My biggest takeaway from the night was that Tom Brady will soon become for this network, for Fox Sports, one of the greatest NFL analysts of all time, if not the greatest."
"Like the rest of America, I’ll always remember where I was that fateful day in September of 2001, when tragically, those two Jets slammed into Drew Bledsoe."
"Don't say that s*** again."
"I'm unroastable."
“We can’t wait to burn three-time Super Bowl-losing quarterback Tom Brady, who only went back to the NFL in order to delay this roast.”
"Presenting the fourth quarter completely free of any commercial breaks creates a unique opportunity to showcase the new All-Star Game format, provide the best fan experience, and align with the league’s overarching plans to pay tribute to Kobe Bryant this weekend."